This morning, someone with frizzy blond hair forgot her husband had parked his very large, incredibly red pickup truck in the driveway.
What happened next is an event of women-are-such-bad-drivers-especially-when-they-are-blond folklore.
Thank goodness for trailer hitches.
Also, allegedly, the coffee 'ol Frizzy Blond Hair spilled on her crotch is still in the process of drying. Allegedly.