Friday, July 22, 2011

Blind Item

This morning, someone with frizzy blond hair forgot her husband had parked his very large, incredibly red pickup truck in the driveway.

What happened next is an event of women-are-such-bad-drivers-especially-when-they-are-blond folklore.

Thank goodness for trailer hitches.

Also, allegedly, the coffee 'ol Frizzy Blond Hair spilled on her crotch is still in the process of drying. Allegedly.

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