Wednesday, September 22, 2010

An "Important Message" from "A Good Friend"

As I've stated time and time again, the only way to get through life is to find a way to laugh at everything. Seriously. How else could I possibly manage to reside 4 years in a home that has linoleum flooring screwed into the walls??

Today, my dear friend Alidou Balare provided me with my daily dose of humor. It's funny that he called upon me, of all people, to help him in this important time of need.

FROM THE DESK OF : Mr. ALIDOU BALARE,

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,

BANK OF AFRICA( B.O.A )

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA .

DEAR FRIEND,
I am Mr. ALIDOU BALARE, Manager Audit Accounting Department BANK OF AFRICA ( B.O.A ) Now i have the intent to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of Nineten Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($19.3m)for our mutual benefit. this is an abandoned fund that belonged to one of our foriegn customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster since few years ago.

meanwhile i was very fortunate to come across the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers file inoder to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the year against 2010. be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of some yaers starting from the date of death of the customer,the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as an unclaimed fund

As an honour and advantage bestowed to our foriegn customers base on the rules guiding our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a citizen of Burkina-Faso,you have the absolute authority to claim the fund hence you are a foriegner despite your differences from country of origin of the deceased.

on the transfer of this fund into your account,(40%) will be your share in respect of the account provision and your assistance rendered during the transfer of the fund into your bank account,(50%)will be my share being the coorfdinator and pillar of the transaction while the rest (10%)will be shared to the respectable charity homes which has been my second dream to be of help to humanity.

Now,if you are really sure of your trustworthy,accountability and confidential on this transaction without dissapointment, reply with the assurance, come up with the information showed below and call me +226 787 62 077 .

1)YOUR FULL NAME.....

2)YOUR AGE..........................

3)MARITAL STATUS...........................

4)YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER..........

5)YOUR FAX NUMBER............................

6)YOUR COUNTRY...........................

7)YOUR OCCUPATION............................

8)SEX............................:

9)YOUR RELIGION................

10)YOUR PRIVATE E-MAIL:

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
REGARDS,

MR ALIDOU BALARE

I was going to respond, but unfortunately I am not so sure of my trustworthy, accountability and confidential. Besides, it's against my religion to help others. Sorry, friend. All I want to know is this: if sharing money with respectable charity homes and to be of help to humanity is truly your "second dream," then what---pray tell--is your first dream? Giving money to American strangers?

6 comments:

Kerry McCullough said...

These scams crack me up- they just need you to "hold" the money in your account and then they'll split it with you... so just go ahead and provide your bank account # and they'll safely put the money in there. Gotta love ol' faithful Alidou.

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Katie said...

Tupa enjoys e-mailing them back and playing along for a while... like they are related in some far off distant way.

Meg O. said...

Ah, those scams always give me a giggle!

Krystal said...

I am so sick of those scam emails. I wonder who is gullible enough to fall for that.

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