Thursday, June 17, 2010

There's a screw loose

You won't believe this, but I really and truly think I have finally lost my marbles. I did something completely out of character yesterday and subsequently, I have begun to wonder what has become of me. Not long ago I was all bragging about how awesome I am and how great my willpower is. Now I'm a weak, shriveled up shell of my former self.

You see, I went to Wal-Mart. Yes, I'm actually saying it. Using its real name, not some awful moniker born of my hatred. I went there. Purposefully. Even though I said I hated it and refused to go there ever again. I enjoyed my visit. Skipped down the aisles. Went to the electronics department. Purchased a kettlebell (which is awesome, BTW).

While I was there, I bought some things. Things that are embarrassing.

I meandered into the clothing section. THE CLOTHING SECTION. While there, I lovingly admired clothing designed by Miley Cyrus. BY MILEY CYRUS. I admired--then purchased! PURCHASED! What did I buy, you ask? Oh you know, nothing big. Some leggings, a tank top and this one other thing. Nothing big. Just uh, um, A ROMPER. Yes, a romper. Like a thing that a child wears. A one-piece body suit with shorts on the bottom that makes me look even more like I'm 18 years old. There are no snaps on the crotch, but it was cute! C'mon!

Pardon me while I go hyperventilate in the corner momentarily.

I willingly went to Wal-Mart. I purchased clothing there. I bought a romper. I bought clothing designed by Miley Cyrus. 

In conclusion: I went to Wal-Mart yesterday and while I was there I found the cutest romper designed by Miley Cyrus. It was so adorable that I just couldn't leave the store without it!

OMG. Who am I? Well, I'm someone who loves a good, old-fashioned, Miley Cyrus-y, romper that was on sale for $5 from the Awful Superstore.

Just how cute, you wonder?

Almost this cute.


I kid, I kid. I wouldn't be caught dead with hearts on my butt.


Now if you'll excuse me I need to go romp around and play four square. That's what people who wear rompers do, right? Right?

4 comments:

Lorilynne said...

Hey, if I could squeeze my pregnant butt into a romper I would wear one too.

Krissy said...

LOL!! I got one too from another store. I don't know why, but I found it so adorable. I got mine from Pay/Half. WHICH IS EVEN WORSE!!!! LOL Oh well. If it's cute, it doesn't matter. I think Walmart is better than KMart... Well, at least it's not frowned upon as much!! (I love those stores anyway)

Following (better late than never) for Tuesday Tag Along. :) I hope you decide to come and follow me back. :) I currently have a $25 Walmart gift card giveaway going on!

(Omg, look at me. I just told you about a WALMART giveaway when you're talking about you hating the store. LMAO. Oh well, think of the cute rompers you could buy! ;) )

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Jill said...

Thanks for stopping by Frugal Plus! I'm now following your blog as well :)

*ducking* I actually luv Wal-Mart

Your romper find is too cute!

ericka @ alabaster cow said...

oh i believe it hehe :)

and i actually bought a romper at target a couple of months ago and i still haven't gotten the courage to wear it out in public. i just put it on at home. and skip down the halls.

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